Look what the cat didn't drag in

I was quietly watching the world go by one night when this unwelcome visitor just waltzed in thru the open front door.


Quickly followed by me. And what did those useless slaves do? Did they throw it out? Did they yell and scream and throw rocks at it? No. They patted it, picked it up and cuddled it. They let it eat MY food!

It even tried to take over my role by stopping slaves from reading by sitting on their books.
Slave two showed her perfidy by giving the dog a bath and letting it sleep on her bed all night. Slave one showed her loyalty by taking it to the vet in the morning and leaving it there. Ha ha ha dog. Thermometers up your bum.

3RRR Radiothon

I'm a community minded cat. Just don't try to pat me.

Family Dinner

I love fish and chip night, I've finally trained the slaves to buy me my own piece of flake.
But what about a plate?

Laser therapy

Slave one got a laser pen for her birthday. Both slaves use it to irritate me.
Sometimes I chase it around and around. Sometimes I pretend to be interested for a few seconds then see how long it takes them to work out that I'm not chasing it.

Image problem

This apparently is how other people see me. What is wrong with them? Don't their eyes work. I am much more beautiful than that. At least this one was done by a small child.
Slave one has no excuse for this one.