Look what the cat didn't drag in

I was quietly watching the world go by one night when this unwelcome visitor just waltzed in thru the open front door.


Quickly followed by me. And what did those useless slaves do? Did they throw it out? Did they yell and scream and throw rocks at it? No. They patted it, picked it up and cuddled it. They let it eat MY food!

It even tried to take over my role by stopping slaves from reading by sitting on their books.
Slave two showed her perfidy by giving the dog a bath and letting it sleep on her bed all night. Slave one showed her loyalty by taking it to the vet in the morning and leaving it there. Ha ha ha dog. Thermometers up your bum.