Any given Sunday

Last Sunday I was getting my usual ten hours sleep on the outdoor furniture.

Slave one came out into the backyard to take photos of the flowers.


I went to help by making her pat me instead.

She did this for a short while but then stopped. I thought about this for at least 3 seconds and decided that this behaviour was unsatisfactory.

So I bit her. That'll teach her.
Later on that day I went to sleep in the garage. Slave one must have shut the door not knowing I was in there. I was locked in there all night. Slave one didn't find me til the next morning. I can't believe she didn't miss me until then. 12 hours without food. I nearly died.