What about me?

Slave two had some teeth taken out and has run off with her puffy face to her grandparents for molly coddling. Slave one went away for work and left me alone all night. That was two fresh feeds I missed out on. I had to rely on the several bowls of dry food (specially designed to keep my teeth sparkerling - perhaps slave two should have had some). And nobody turned the heater on. When slave one came back, did I get a present to placate my hurt and anger? No, all she bought back was this. Thoughtless bitch.