Gave slave one several good bites this morning. Not sure if she doesn't need more. Also jumped on her for about an hour and a half before she got out of bed to feed me. What a horrible weekend. Firstly the young humans came to visit again making lots of noise and taking attention away from me. I've got one of them bluffed. She is too scared too walk near me so I sit in the hallway in the centre of the house and block her access to the kitchen and toilet. Ha!

But worse than the young humans was the visit to the vet. Slave one forced me into the cage and put me into the car. I cried pitifully until slave one opened a flap on the top to pat me. I saw my opportunity and squeezed through the small hole much to the amazement of all. I leapt onto the headrest but could go no further as the young humans were in the back seat. Laughing! At me!! I was recaptured and recaged. The vet gave me an injection. I suppose I should be thankful that I didn't get the thermometer up my bottom.